30 March 2017 XL
Khamsin Molossia News

We recently introduced to the world the Merry Molossia Re-education and Rehabilitation Facility - otherwise known as the Molossia Salt Mine. The product of that mine is Prisoner's Pride Salt, happily excavated 20 hours a day by the few miscreants of Molossia, striving to better their lives through hard work on behalf of our nation. Toiling in the happy bowels of the earth, Molossia’s political prisoners are gently guided back from their erroneous ways while producing quality salt for tables across our nation. This fine product, renowned for its taste and excellent character, can be used for a variety of purposes, not the least of which is flavoring and preserving food. Our prisoners swear by it as an additive to their meager, occasionally rancid, yet wholesome rations - an added incentive to their already rewarding servitude deep underground.

Don't make them toil for no reason, get your souvenir bag of Prisoner's Pride Salt today!

Prisoner's Pride Salt, Truly the Salt of Our Earth!

Buy Prisoner's Pride Salt here

Prisoner's Pride Salt

Happy Salt Miner!

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