RIGGED ELECTIONS POSTPONED
20 September 2025 XLVIII
Khamsin Molossia News



In a move in keeping with dictatorships the world over, the upcoming planned rigged elections are being postponed, according to His Excellency, The President. "The Molossian People just aren't ready for elections just yet", said The President, echoing similar statements made in a wide variety of totalitarian regimes. While the planned rigged elections hadn't yet had a date assigned anyway, His Excellency is proud to nevertheless postpone them, promising the balloting would be happening "soon, very soon". We'll see!


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