All burgers are cooked to order and served with fries or chips, if we happen to have any. Napkins and plates, too, likewise.

The favorite of our Chief Constable! Tasty bun, 100% Beef patty, Lettuce, Tomato, Pickle, Mayonnaise, Ketchup VL 3.00

Eat it before it eats you! Tasty bun, 100% Beef patty, Bacon, Provolone cheese, Ranch dressing, Ketchup, Mayonnaise VL 3.00

Sure to enhance your image - or your waistline! Tasty bun, 100% Beef patty, Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato, Pickles, Ketchup, Mustard, Mayonnaise, Provolone cheese VL 5.00

With a combo like this, how can you go wrong? Tasty bun, 100% Beef patty, Muenster cheese, Bacon, Mustard, Lettuce, Tomato VL 4.00

Which is what you will be if you survive this feast! Tasty bun, 100% Beef patty, Mushrooms, Bacon, Garlic, Swiss cheese, Lettuce, Tomato, Mayonnaise, Mustard, Ketchup VL 5.00

Just the right combination of tasty tastes! Tasty bun, 100% Beef patty, Ham, Bacon, BBQ sauce, Mustard, Lettuce, Provolone cheese VL 4.00

Bring extra napkins - or a shamwow! Tasty bun, 100% Beef patty, Bacon, Ketchup, Spicy nacho cheese sauce, BBQ sauce, Ranch dressing, Mustard, Mayonnaise, Lettuce, Tomato, Pickles, Colby jack cheese VL 5.00

A great way to start your day - especially if your next stop is a nap! Tasty bun, 100% Beef patty, Egg, 3 slices of ham, Bacon, Colby jack cheese, Ranch dressing, Ketchup, Mayonnaise VL 5.00

Island combo favorite! Tasty bun, 100% Beef patty, Egg, Bacon, Swiss cheese, Ketchup VL 4.00

A little of the old world on the beach! Tasty bun, 100% Beef patty, Blue cheese dressing, Lettuce, Tomato, Pickles VL 3.00

Can't you smell the ocean as you devour this island treat? Tasty bun, 100% Beef patty, Teriyaki, Pineapple, Colby jack cheese, Mayonnaise VL 4.00

Molossia's signature drink, made with Sprite, pineapple juice, grenadine, and slices of fresh banana, oranges and pineapple, with cherries added too. A taste sensation - don't leave Molossia without trying it!

(Sure we have other stuff to drink too, soda, water, even milk, but why bother?)
VL 2.00

Still hungry after one of our burgers? Try a big slice of Lava Cake - chocolate cake with chocolate chips, marshmallow and our secret lava sauce. Sure to please the volcano god in you!

VL 2.00

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